my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.
sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!
Xena,
"Thy loins grow heated"?
Soon as I read that all the hot blood drained out of my head and FLOODED straight into my "lower regions".
Curious sensation. I nearly blacked out.
An in depth description of your overheated, itching loins might be appropriate here. What does it FEEL like? What visions come into your pretty little Texican head re: how to relieve the itch?
It occurs to me I got a big result there from very little effort on my part.Wait till I TRY to turn you on!
i was married a little over 8 years in a kh.
i also had recorded almost every thing the wedding talk, and most of the reception.
any way the elder that gave the wedding talk was very long winded.
I dont know Naeb.
Personally I subscribe to the philosophy of the "beast" Crowley.
The haggier the better.
my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.
sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!
actually, he IS blinking somewhat rapidly.
Does this mean there is something in his eye?
Or perhaps that which he sees is overstimulating his imagination.
Throwing some unknown and unspeakable MSIL switch or other.
i was married a little over 8 years in a kh.
i also had recorded almost every thing the wedding talk, and most of the reception.
any way the elder that gave the wedding talk was very long winded.
Thirdson.
I was definitely NOT talking about ( based on your photo) a fine specimen of manhood like yourself.
It is curious though, all the ugly guys in the cong got all the dream boats.
Example.
The person I mentioned.
About 5 foot 3...WIDE. Wide set eyes, about two inch gap between his eyes, fishy eyes at that. And the mouth! Two trails of spittle permanently drooling down the troughs either side his mouth.
Always talked while eating, spraying food.
His woman?
A voluptuous, Italian dreamboat with eyes like deep black pools and hips made for breeding.
How did he get her?
He asked, she was ready.Me I was too busy thinking "I could never get HER".
Just goes to show you....
Actually Ive written a chapter in my JW novel about the Witness marriage go round, its called "Marital Feeding Frenzy"(Chapt 20).
Fat John gets engaged to succulent Nikita.
This starts the marital panic.
8 males, 10 girls....who misses out?
Who gets the one with the eye that looks off at 65 degrees from the other one?
Who gets the guy who always has bad breathe?
Who gets the STRANGE looking girl with very WHITE hair and very RED skin? ..VERY weird skin.....
in politically correct america the wait staff on airliners are not termed stewards and stewardesses but rather flight attendants.
after joel bear (no offense joel, and i love you like a brother, but no more .
six years ago i was living in an apartment in the minneapolis suburbs.
Third son.
I must ask you, do you have a rather protuberant posterior?
A big ASS?
Ive, in my time, recieved literally DOZENS (well, half a dozen)of propositions from homosexuals panting to jump into the sack with me.
One day I mentioned this at a party to a cop friend of mine.
He said it was because I had a BigBum.
Seems those guys are turned on at the sight of a bigbutt just like ordinary boys hormones start swelling at the sight of a pair of ripe vibrating boobies.
i was married a little over 8 years in a kh.
i also had recorded almost every thing the wedding talk, and most of the reception.
any way the elder that gave the wedding talk was very long winded.
another dub wedding story.
A friend of mine in the dubs got married,actually he was an ugly, dribbly mouthed, runty little guy and he was marrying this supersucculent virginal witness babe. Couldnt believe THAT.
But then, she was in her late 20s and getting desperate I suppose.
Anyway. I was his "best friend", we hung out everywhere.
He didnt even invite me to the reception! And chose a pioneer as his best man.
I was grossly offended but went to the ceremony.
Anyways, it was boilin hot in the hall and the speaker droned on and on.
Im sat there and look at the best man and I see him swaying, I think, then he half turns and I see his face is as green as his suit.
GREEN! Never seen anything like it.
The guy collapses and totally ruined the wedding video.
I laughed my ass off later,Knew the groom shoulda picked me.
my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.
sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!
yeah, ashi.
it was just gettin warmed up, looks like the Texican warrior woman has gone to bed though.
Anyway ashi, How bout you, if youre a gal I ll take the thread up with you?
I must warn you though, it is the warrior princesses "best slut voice" that will haunt my dreams!
my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.
sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!
y know, grout,
I remember a long time ago there was this woman I placed magazines with and I went back about three times on backcall and she kept taking the mags but I couldnt think how to get any deeper with her, start a study or whatever.
Not enough confidence.
I eventually let her slide.
I spent YEARS thinkin about that woman and how I was gonna be destroyed for not callin back a 4th time.
Years.
I can still see her face.
Still know where her house is.
would someone please be so kind as to scan and post the picture of christmas at bethel with rutherford and all the little bethelites sitting around amidst presents and decorations?
i believe it was in the in search of christian freedom book, which someone borrowed from me and didnt return.
i need to show it to some unbelievers...or rather...dis believers :) remember now...when christ came back in 1918 and judged bethel as his own ...they were celebrating christmas and birthdays!
I ll be here Dan.
Love this stuff.
Just trying to keep things ticking over on the graveyard shift.
yep, here we go again --- yet another article about a .
witness surviving nazi persecution (awake dec.22, 01).
the society seems obsessed with nazis - i would think.
the witnesses love to roll out those old stories about nazi officers who approached a magazine courier but were scared off by the two BIG guys either side of him, and the big guys had WINGS!
Witnesses not being destroyed by the nazis, Big Deal, in the end EVERYONE beat the nazis.
right?
Hey Metatron, my guardian spirit is Humwawa!
